John Lennon’s secret life. Was he a closet school communicator? – SCN Encourager
Please “Give (this) Piece a Chance.”
John Lennon as one of us.
It’s easy if you try.
NOW, you may say I’m a dreamer.
But I’m not the only one.
AND HERE’S THE EVIDENCE –
HIDDEN FROM THE WORLD UNTIL NOW –
TAKEN FROM THE TITLES OF LENNON’S OWN SONGS.
Q How much does a real-life school communicator actually work?
A Eight Days a Week
Q What excuse does school communicator use for missing a photo pop?
A Nobody Told Me
Q Lennon never used today’s trendy word “disruption,” what word did he use?
Q He never pushed the word “collaboration” either, what did he promote instead?
A Come Together
Q What would Lennon murmer at the end of every crazy busy day?
A I’m So Tired
Q What did Lennon advocate in place of pizza and fries in school cafeterias?
A Strawberry Fields Forever
Q What did Lennon whisper to Yoko Ono when he scooted off to the board budget hearing?
A I Don’t Wanna Face It
Q What song did Lennon compose before the start of an upcoming school year?
A Here We Go Again
So, what’cha think?
All of this evidence has to convince you that John Lennon was secretly one of us!
But if you don’t agree, don’t bother writing me back.
I’d rather you find another way to…
Please Please Me.
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