Did you know your brain craves “visuals?” – SCN Encourager

How comforting is today’s news?

Screen Shot 2015-05-07 at 8.09.29 PMWe never have to fear zombies again.

It’s true.

And you’ll be amazed by the logic of it all.

Fact #1: Zombies crave brains.

Fact #2: Each one of us has a brain.

Therefore: We should’ve all been eaten by zombies by now.

But we haven’t been!

Now… you may feel victimized by the Legislature from time to time, but this is different.

Nothing will ever stop that.


But the fretful days of zombie oppression are over.

We can now live freely without constantly wondering what’s lurking in the shadows.

The reality is indisputable.

No zombie has ever claimed a school communicator as a victim.


And there’s a scientific reason why.

You see, zombies never really want to bite off more than they can chew.

And I thought losing my hair was a problem!

And I thought losing my hair was a problem!

Not only do we have active go-go-go deadline-driven professions, researchers have also revealed that our brains crave photos, graphics, cool designs, and colors.

All of these elements are repugnant to zombies.

No joke.

Take the time to visit this interactive presentation by neomam.com titled “13 reasons our brains crave infographics.”

You’ll rest a lot easier.

Trust me.

We are highly visual individuals with brains built to process information quickly.

Simply stated, the zippy pace of what’s happening inside our minds repels all zombies 24/7/365 with 100% certainty.

And isn’t this great news to head into the weekend with?

I’m still going to sleep with a night light on for a few more weeks, though.

But only because Cindy’s worried.

She’s not quite convinced I have the “zippy active brain” that zombies abhor.









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