Want to be known as an innovator? Hire me. I have the skills you need. – SCN Encourager

You needn’t look any further for help.

I’m your man.

Screen Shot 2016-03-28 at 7.34.25 PMCall me.

Or better yet, call my agent.

I still can’t believe my sudden good fortune!

I’m proud to now announce that I naturally possess ALL of the top prerequisite skills needed for launching into “pure innovation” by a factor of 10x.

New research has determined that a unique skill set actually makes up the hidden foundation necessary for innovative thinking, and as arrogant as this might make me look, I’ve got ’em all!


I’m especially adept at the top three – 

•  Boring  (check)
•  Predictable  (check check)
•  Locked into daily routines  (check check check)

LeBron James was made for basketball.

Yours truly was made for assisting future potential innovators learn how to become more boring, predictable, and locked into their daily routines.

Screen Shot 2016-03-28 at 7.53.36 PMI can teach this stuff in my sleep!

I never realized until recently how innovators depend upon high doses of “sameness” and structure in order to be free to focus their creative energies elsewhere, to zero in on the specific areas they want to innovate.

This is why a door knob is always placed in the middle of a door.

Not too high.
Not too low.

Door knobs need to be predictably right where they are… so all of our innovative-types don’t have to think about them at all.

So who woulda ever thunk future innovators would need someone like me?

Of course, despite the overwhelming research affirming my worth, I can understand if you still have some reluctance to hire me to coach you up in the top three prerequisite skills needed to pursue innovative thinking.

You might doubt that I’m not boring, predictable, or stuck in my daily routines enough to properly do the job right.

But I am.

I have references.

My wife and daughters welcome your inquiries.

– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –


Leave a Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.